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		<title>I&#8217;ll See to the Rest</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guard will signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. &#8220;Come on, miss!&#8221; he shouted. &#8220;Shut the door, pls!&#8221; &#8220;Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye,&#8221; she called back. &#8220;Just shut that door, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fat Man and Thin Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 01:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. &#8221; From your looks,&#8221; said the fat man, &#8221; there might have been a famine (饑荒).&#8221; &#8221; Yes,&#8221; was the reply,&#8221; and from your looks, you might have caused it.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Stuff &amp; Such</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HELLO OPERATOR &#8211; Actual call center conversations! Customer: &#8216;I&#8217;ve been calling 700-1 2 00 for two days and can&#8217;t get through, can you help?&#8217; Operator: &#8216;Where did you get that number, sir?&#8217; Customer: &#8216;It&#8217;s on the door of your business.&#8217; Operator: &#8216;Sir, those are the hours that we are open.&#8217; +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Samsung Electronics Caller: &#8216;Can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Soldier</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 08:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An American soldier,　serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense　action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R]]></description>
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		<title>Guessing a riddle</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There&#8217;s something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom? Tom: A feather duster, with which father wakes me up every morning.]]></description>
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		<title>The bear and the rabbit 熊和兔子</title>
		<link>http://ezday.cc/2009/02/the-bear-and-the-rabbit-bear-and-rabbit.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezday</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie（神） in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,” I wish to be the only male bear in this forest.&#8221; And he got his wish. The rabbit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MOSES</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:02:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezday</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice &#8220;JESUS is watching you&#8221;. He looks around with his flashlight wandering &#8220;What The HELL Was That?&#8221;. He spots some $ on a table and takes it&#8230;&#8230;Once again he hears a voice &#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Ticket to Miami</title>
		<link>http://ezday.cc/2009/02/a-ticket-to-miami-2.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It&#8217;s a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The steward who checks tickets says, &#8220;I&#8217;m so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.&#8221;&#8220;I can do What-eva I want, I&#8217;m a blonde.&#8221; Well I&#8217;ll get the pilot.The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Is Sex?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ezday</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy returning home from his first day at school asked his mother, &#8220;Mom, can you tell me, what is sex?&#8221;His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject.When she had finished, the little guy produced an enrollment form, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Episode in the Train</title>
		<link>http://ezday.cc/2009/02/an-episode-in-the-train.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
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