Five Hundred Times
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge’s eye. “You are a school teacher, eh?” said he. “Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write ‘I went through a red light’ five hundred times.”
Colts n´ Clover Easy day
Humorous Remark
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “Whatever are all those clocks for?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has a lie-clock.
Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move a tiny bit.”
“Oh,” said the man, pointing at a clock still at 12, “whose clock is that?”
“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she was totally honest.”
“I see,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”
St. Peter responded, “That’s George Washington’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that he told only two lies in his entire life.”
“Why this clock point at 11:59, was that man more honest than Mother Teresa?”
St. Peter replied again, “No, that’s Bill Clinton’s clock; telling that he told lies many times in his leader period. One more lie the clock will point at 12.”
“Where’s Chen Shuei-Bian’s clock?” asked the man.
And St. Peter replied, “Abian’s clock is in my office; I’m using it for a ceiling fan!”
OLTL: The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday 1
This episode features the following characters: Markko Rivera, Cole Thornhart, Blair Cramer, Starr Manning, Dallas Jones, Bo Buchanan, Clint Buchanan, Dorian Cramer, Langston Wilde, Ray Montez, Gigi Morasco, Rex Balsom, Marcie McBain, Brody Lovett, Shane Morasco, Charlie Banks, and Michael McBain.
Content
An Easy Day At Work
-what an easy day- 2.20.09 @ MAO
The fireballoon plays ‘what an easy day‘ at MAO on february bla bla bla bla bla
…instantly.
Diamond Engagement Wedding Set: 14K White Gold 1.50 Carat (ctw)
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